Do you know the Internet buzzwords?
2017/4/19 8:50:13
No1.Askhole
Definition: a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
For EXP:I’m sure stock brokers and lawyers can quickly think of dozens of askholes from among their clientele. That’s not to mention management consultants, counsellors, teachers, parents, and so on —all of whom have dealt with askholes.
No2.Masturdating
Definition: going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going
to a restaurant alone.
For EXP: Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted
to chronic masturdating.
No.3 Bedgasm
Definition: a feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks
when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or
hours of extremely strenuous physical activity.
For EXP:It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could
barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a
ten-minute bedgasm.
No.4 Textpectation
Definition: The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response
to a text message.
For EXP: I just texted her for a date – but now the
textpectation is killing me.
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